AUSTIN:"watch out for the falling logs of death."
DAD:"man, falling logs are bad enough but falling logs of DEATH??"
(We were talking about a video game btw)
AARON:"Being in a hot teachers class is unfair. They make you fail."
KAYDEN:"I expect to be rich somehow, but with no real plan or effort."
MICAH:"I don't get why Mrs.Evan's gave me an F on my presentation!!"
Aaron:"If you end your presentation with 'And, well, you know, that's it' it's a real wonder."
AZIA:"My fingers smell like potatoes."
AARON:"Hey, Alicia, I lost my number. Can i borrow yours?"
For the record, he ended up getting punched in the arm. HARD.
MICAH:"Hoang!! I love your accent man!!!! You guys should definetly shuddup and listen to him."
MACIE:"OMG!!! DYLAN!!! How did you break your leg?!?!"
DYLAN:"Oh, i was in the shower. Dancing."
BLAKE:"Now when i grow up, i can tell my kids that i was in the shower during an earthquake, OR i can tell the chick at the wall-mart checkout line and try to impress her."
ELISE:"I used to be so scared when my parents counted to three. Now I'm just scared when they count to five."
CASSIE:"Please write down on the note: Makes excessive animal noises."
ME:"I like how rogers looked in the 50's."
LAYLA:"I don't. i sniff at it."
Rhett:"there's a reason people go to the virgin islands for their honeymoon..."
KAYLA:"BYRON!! Can i smell you armpit hair??"
BYRON:"I've never heard that before..."
AZIA:"i don't get taller in the winter. only in the summer i get taller."
AJ:"what are you? a blade of grass?
ALEX:"Grab a napkin my friends cuz you just got SERVED!!!"
COLLIN:"you dented the unicorn!!!"
CHASE:"I only update my status 6 times every five minutes cuz I'm bored."
COLE:"oh my gosh you remeber that time last month when we got into a fight with collin? I just thought of the perfect comeback!!!"
CHANDIS:"kayla, your faunt is to big!!'
KAYLA:"why? can China read it?"
Chandis:"no, but AZIA can!!!"
JACKIE:"Today we had to write about something exciting that's happened to us....so i wrote about the time i couldn't get the lid off the chocolate syrup."
ME:"all he does is complain about how his parent beat him. i do feel bad though."
CHANDIS:"his parents beat him? why doesn't he call the IRS?"
